thedreamyprophet:

Mythology meme ~ Two mythological objects ~ Peaches of Immortality [2/2]

Peaches are consumed by the immortals due to the virtue of giving longevity on all who eat them, they symbolize immortality or a long and healthy life.

bewbies:

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

Owen, have you not even once seen a guy and felt even the tiniest bit inclined to tap that?
Anonymous

theinterrogationroom:

Owen: I’ve tapped plenty of guys.

Nick: What?

Owen: Double tap to the head. Move on to the next.

Nick: How the fuck do I get accused of being creepy when you’re sitting here?

So I read what you wrote for the prompt about Kelly changing Nick's contacts' names (adorable). Just wanted to share that I'd have changed the contacts to each other's names, so Nick would try to call one person and end up with another.
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nickyoflaherty:

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Nick had been wandering around the store for the last twenty minutes in an attempt to remember what Kelly had specifically asked him to pick up. He was always telling Kelly to write things down when he went shopping so he didn’t forget anything, and Nick didn’t want to call and give him the opportunity to be smug about Nick not following his own advice.

But after ten more minutes of aimless wandering, Nick finally reached for his phone with a sigh. He needed to just bite the bullet and call if he wanted to get home anytime soon.

Quickly scrolling through his contacts, he pulled up Kelly’s number and hit send, lifting the phone to his ear. When he heard the little intake of breath as the call picked up, Nick spoke before Kelly could. “Hey, babe, what was that thing you wanted me to pick up?”

There was silence for a long moment before a small, hopeful voice came through the speaker. “Nick?”

Nick sucked in a breath and pulled the phone away from his face, blinking down at the name on the screen. It read Kels but it was definitely not Kelly on the other end. “Ty?”

"I’m glad you called, O. I—"

"Ty…I can’t. Kelly must have changed the contacts in my phone again. I-I’ve got to go."

"Nick—"

Disconnecting the call, Nick slipped the phone back into his pocket and tried to sort through the miasma of emotions swirling through him as he charged towards the exit.

Kelly had some explaining to do.

hiddleshabanera:

dragoniza:

”- Why don’t you smile? 

-Because I have an ugly smile.

-That’s impossible, when someone smiles, no matter what form have smile, or if your teeth are large, small, crooked… People just look beautiful when they smile, because we know that they are happy, and that’s what matters.”

teeth / smiles appreciation Animation

YOU FORGOT ONE 

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heteroiero:

we went in the darkroom today and  looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger 

(Source: luceum)

promo because my school sucks

nickyoflaherty:

the semester hasn’t even started yet and things are already ridiculously fucked up, so promo time!

  • must be following this detective
  • reblogs only, likes don’t count
  • unlimited until friday (9/5) probably
  • at least 15 reblogs or it didn’t happen
  • lists + solos
  • first five get screenshot solos

*hugs* I hope they figure their shit out soon.

tristinawright:

one night stand and whoops you’re my boss with Nickels for Shannon

Nick hadn’t gone out with the intention to get laid.

Well, that was half a lie. He’d gone out with the intention of meeting an old friend for drinks and that was it.

“So what’s happening again tomorrow?” Elias asked as he slung back the rest of his beer and waved at the bartender for a new one.

Nick nodded at the bartender when she raised her eyebrows at his direction and slid his empty glass across the glossy bar. “Gotta be early to meet the new boss. No matter the shift, everyone has to be there early for some sort of handshaking…thing.” He waved a hand dismissively. “Bullshit.”

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moonblossom:

highgard:

mckirkbyjoja:

That really could be a scene right out of Sherlock…

I swear to god, I looked at this photo and your comment and thought ‘huh, I guess Karl just finished burying Simon Pegg’s dead body’.

Can we file this under: Things that would invariably make Moony’s head explode into a million gobbety pieces.

moonblossom:

highgard:

mckirkbyjoja:

That really could be a scene right out of Sherlock…

I swear to god, I looked at this photo and your comment and thought ‘huh, I guess Karl just finished burying Simon Pegg’s dead body’.

Can we file this under: Things that would invariably make Moony’s head explode into a million gobbety pieces.

(Source: karlurbaninternational)